Monday, May 30, 2016

I Got Attacked By A Dog

Ok. Alright. Ok. I’ve got to get the heck out of Cuautla. I mean there is almost nothing here. And then BOOM pops up a miracle baptism. Don’t get me wrong, those are really cool! But I want to work for it because it means more. But let’s start off with why there was no email last week. Because this would have been it… “nothing happened. The end.” No lessons and no accepted contacts. Good times. But this week was a little bit better.

We finally have people to teach and the first was on Tuesday. Her name is Ruby and she is 16 years old. She has been to church more than 4 times and told us at the end of the lesson that she wants to change and start over. Well You’ve Come To The Right Place Darlin’! But she doesn’t know if she can, so please add her in your prayers. After this lesson with her, we walked the rest of the day.

Wednesday we found an old couple who have 2 catholic children and one JW. The parents are interested in the Mormons. What the heck happened there, I couldn’t tell you. But the parents can come to church for 2 more weeks. Whatevs, we’ll just keep teaching them until we get ‘em dunked!!!

Thursday, I got attacked by a dog. It came out of nowhere and almost bit my leg off. My comp was ahead of me and I saw no look of help in his eyes whatsoever. So went solo on this one. And by solo, I mean I took off running because I had nothing to throw at it. Once I escaped nothing else happened the rest of the day.

Friday, we went looking for some guy they call, El Muerto, or the dead man. He was baptized a year ago and no one could find him. We looked at all the houses he had lived in for a year and tried to find his daughters, but we got nothing. But when we went to eat with a member this day, we asked if he knew him and said, yeah, he rents a house from me down the road! BOOOOM!!! I felt like some episode of Scooby Doo and we finally found the bad guy! So we left and got to talk with him and his wife and we have another lesson this week!

Today was our semi annual sports day that President Crickmore puts on.  It's so legit!  Elder Searle, Reading and I had these sick black shirts made!  They are a super tight but we loved them!   President Crickmore has shirts made for each missionary.  I can't lie about El Guapo!  It's who I am.  But how about The Beef?  haha  Every time I scored in volleyball Sister Crickmore would yell "Where's the Beef" and I would yell "It's right here".  haha  It was awesome!  Such a fun day!    
Saturday and Sunday not a lot happened. It’s still really slow here and I apologize for not having much to say. But as Jack Sparrow once said, “take what you can and give nothing back.”

Stay Classy

Elder Johns





Elder Searle and Elder Reading



Elder Santos

Monday, May 23, 2016

I got scalped!

I’m in the Hidalgo ward and we go to the stake center which is nice! I ran into our mission leader the other day and he told me some awesome stuff. Do you remember Laura? We had taught her like 4 lessons and she was amazing and then we left. Well she got baptized and he told me Laura, Marcela and Hector all gave talks the other week. Marcela is in YW and Hector is in YM! It’s so freaking awesome!!!!  Sorry no pictures this week.  This computer is messed up but I have tons to send so hopefully next week.  

On Tuesday in the morning we went to talk to the owners of the house who live downstairs. We finished up with them and we went back upstairs. Now there are 2 parts to the stairs. It begins with 5 steps and then turns and goes the rest of the way up. In those five steps there is a bar that I did not see before. As we went up, I racked my head on this thing hard. I was dazed. As I turned around to see who had just hit me with a bat, I saw the bar which wasn’t like other bars in a circle. It was a square and in the corner of the bar I saw hair and a little bit of skin. By some miracle I wasn’t bleeding hardly at all. So we went to the hospital and they told me any deeper I would of had to have had stitches. Right now it is almost 100% healed. That is a miracle that happened to me this week. Other than that no lessons and very little people to teach!

Stay Classy

Elder Johns


Monday, May 16, 2016

New Area Same Place

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

3 Baptisms This Week!!